Lo0king for the p@$$w0rd? WoNder!nG why the bl0g is pr0tected?
You see this blog is my journal. My escape. My retreat. Here are my most inner thoughts; things that amuse me, wanderings of thoughts, my belifes, my bitching, my deepest secrets. I started this journey of rants and raves with blogger.com but I had to move from there because too many people I knew from my “real” life were reading and after a while it got a bit scary. The only comfort I had when I moved to wordpress was that if ever required I could protect my posts. A few stalkers did find me but I still continued writing but now the time has come for jummy bear to finally go “underground”.
So what’s the deal you ask?
If your already my “blog buddy”, then lucky you! Just leave me a comment here and I’ll email you back with goodies. You’ve been there for me and I love you and want you to please please pleaaasseeee stay with me. I need you.
If you’re a new reader first you need to fit the bill. Here’s how:
1. You should not be my relative. That’s a complete no-no. There’s no grey areas here.
2. You should not know me in “real”.
If you’re my friend, you already know most of this and sometimes I write things I don’t tell you too. Nasty stuff about you 😛 Only joking. Don’t be such a loser if you already know me. Get a life.
You may know me but that doesn’t meant I consider you close enough to confide in you. Get the hint.
3. You should not be a psycho nutty looking for someone to preach what you don’t practice (or maybe you do…) sorry I’m not interested. I already have enough of that at home and seriously the whole point of this being a getaway is lost.
If you don’t qualify, I’m really sorry. Tough shit.
If your answer to all of the above is in the negative then here’s the next step.
Drop me a line on email@example.com and tell me about yourself. Like your “real name” and where your from for starters and what other blogs you frequent…see this is a really personal blog so I must know I can trust you. I guarantee absolute confidence. In return for trusting me I will trust you with my soul. Maybe not immediately…but soon…like after I visit the blogs you comment on and am satisfied I don’t know you…! I know I’m being completely anal…but hey a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!
Sounds fair I think. Yup. Sure does.
Lots of XOXOs
P.S.: If you have mailed me and I haven’t replied for some reason, just leave a comment here letting me know!