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Tempt Me Not

It’s SRK’s birthday today. So I though what better way to celebrate the birthday of the one man in Bollywood I love against all odds only because he made the teenager in me fall in love (hard) when I watched DDLJ than to give a honest review of his recent concert. I loved him instantly and continue to love him. I’m not one of those “true fans” who follow all the gossip, birthdays (I only know it’s his birthday coz I heard it on the radio), anniversaries, pets, children, you-get-the-idea. I just like him a whole lot and I can watch a movie merely coz he’s in it. Some of them were really terrible too :/ But I still lubber him.

So anyways, he was performing here last weekend. Maybe you heard about the tour? Temptations Reloaded 2008? Well anyways, I heard from many people that the last time the original Temptations show was awesome and most amazingly choreographed and the special effects were something, yada yada yada. So obviously I wanted to go this time. I didn’t go for too many concerts before I was married, coz I wasn’t allowed and that’s why I missed the previous Temptations show. This year I knew I had to go! SRK here I come!!!

One of R’s friends was supposed to get us free tickets so we hadn’t purchased them but then at the last minute he wasn’t able to get them. So obviously I wanted to buy them. There was no way I wasn’t going remember?!? Then I realized that we are a bit short of money this month and 500 bucks to go for the show was a bit steep considering we were trying to cut costs where ever we could so that we could manage the rent and vacation next month without too much trouble. But eventually R figured I was much too sad about not going (how I love SRK) and surprised me with tickets on the same day of the concert (which I really wasn’t expecting coz he calls SRK the “Buda” – Old Man). I was so excited!!!!

The gates opened at 3 and the concert was to start at 9. Yes a good 6 hours in between. I still don’t understand the logic behind that. So we got there about 5ish to make sure we manage to get acceptable seats at the least. The crowd was HUGE. We waited and waited and waited for 2 hours and finally after all that standing in the queue we were let inside. We finally managed to get seats and then again started a whole new wait. There were SO many kids!!! Kids below 10 entered free so obviously ever the Desi had brought all the kids they could manage to find. I think people even bought the neighbors kids. Grrrrr!

There were SO many South Indians there. In fact I seemed to be surrounded by them. Now I don’t have anything personal against them but most of them tend to annoy the CRAP out of me. I’m not racist or anything (hahaha). Really! I’m not. Okay maybe just a little bit. It’s nothing extreme though. I mean I’ve married a South Indian haven’t I!? I rest my case.

Anywhooooo right behind me was this family (South Indian of course) that had had 4 annoying amusing members; I-carry-my-coconut-fried-aloo-and-chappati-filled-tiffin-everywhere Mother, Hahahahaa-and-some-more-Hahahaha Daddy, Where-is-SRK?!-Where-is-HE? Son (He kept screaming this in his mother tongue btw), and last but definitely not the least there was I-am-a-brat-I-can-scream-and-hit-who-I-like 3 year old son.

Mostly, I’m good with kids. A few years back I would say “I love kids” but living with 8 nieces and nephews has changed my point of view considerably. But I can still tolerate them and laugh at their rubbish for quite a while. So I’m sitting there after waiting in line for ages and I’m surrounded by these specimen people. We’re sitting and sitting and these kids are screaming and the little one keeps hitting my head over and over again. The mum is eating her food and the father is laughing at what he thinks are amusing antics of his kids. Finally I get a bit weary of having my head slapped over and over and having moved as far ahead in my seat as I possibly could I very politely ask the mother to please hold her child and make him stop hitting me. I do this about 5 times and then I completely lose it when the kid elbows my head and I get into a tiff with the parents. I’m quite a ladaku maasi!!! Know what she the mother and father say then? “It’s so late and it’s past his bedtime and he’s sleepy…what do you want us to do?”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For a second I want to almost slap them both! You’ve come to a concert ferfucksake!!!!! What time did you think it’s going to get over!? 7!?!? It’s 9 now and it hasn’t even BEGUN!!! Why the hell did you bring him!!!!!!!!
I have nothing against the child really. I mean if his parents are daft it isn’t his fault. If you have little kids please doNOT take them to concerts, cinemas and other places where they will annoy the crap out of disturb others. Everyone loves kids okay, I do too. But WHY on earth should I hear your child brawl!!!! If you really want to go watch a movie or concert that bad you should make some sort of arrangement for your kids!!! Really. You should.

So anyways they finally hold him down and I have to settle with my chair being kicked repeatedly as a consolation. Not what I paid for – really. To top it off they concert was further delayed because of (hold your breath) a shortage of chairs. Can you believe that!? Eventually they had to announce that there weren’t enough seats to go around coz so many people had shown up with their kids and requested people to make their kids sit on their laps. As if!!!

Finally the concert begins at about 10:30 something and guess what – a lot of TRASH it was. It was horrendous. The stage was empty and dark between each dance number (which was nothing new and looked like a repeat of every other award show) and we had practically seen most of it coz they the “smaller” star cast was rehearsing on stage while we were waiting. Kareena Kapoor did the same dance routine that every Desi must have seen at least once coz she does it at every award show. Arjun Rampal was forgettable (despite coming on stage with a Rock On! number), Hard Kaur was on stage alone and she wasn’t singing or dancing – songs were playing and she was doing a voice over of her rap (not too well either!!) and when she did try to sing over the song she didn’t know the lyrics and messed up the whole thing. Ganesh Hegde was again forgettable, we saw them rehearsing so it was not a big deal…he even attempted to rap with Hard Kaur and messed up! Hahaha :/

Everyone (including me) cheered up when SRK made an entrance but it just went downhill again after a bit. Even he was able to captivate us only for so long. It was fun to watch SRK and scream for a while but the crowd was so stoopid that I couldn’t even enjoy that. Everyone wanted to SIT. Yes, you heard me. They wanted to SIT and watch the entire show from as way back that we were. MORONS. I didn’t care, I stood eventually coz I came to watch the show on the stage NOT on the screens!!!

SRK did some interactive pieces calling some people from the crowd. One would have been enough but he did this three times in a row and it just felt stupid. Then they started their song and dance routine again. Hard Kaur (as much as I like her) couldn’t hold the crowd together, the hostess was STOOOPID (some VJ or the other). No one cared (not even the ladies) care when Arjun Rampal went topless. That’s how sad it was.

We just left before the show got over. And we weren’t the only ones. A considerable amount of people had already left and there were even more leaving with us. I couldn’t care to wait there any longer coz it was evident nothing spectacular was going to happen. It was really disappointing, especially after that long long tiring wait. I guess after a while, it doesn’t matter to *stars* because it sells no matter what. The entire concert was an advertising campaign for the new property that SRK is launching and for the sponsors. That’s all it was. One big advertisement. That we paid to watch.

I’m never going for an SRK concert again. I will continue to be crazy about him and watch his movies. But concerts – I’ll pass that, thank you.

Christina Aguilera was performing the same night, should have gone for that.

*Hmmmm…this is a long post isn’t it? Rants are so much FUN!*

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Willy Wonka – The Amazing Chocolatier

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka…
The Amazing Chocolatier.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka…
Everybody give a cheer!

He’s modest, clever, and so smart,
He can barely restrain it.
With so much generosity,
There is no way to contain it…
To contain…to contain…to contain…to contain.

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka…
He’s the one that you’re about to meet.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka…
He’s a genius who just can’t be beat.
The magician and the chocolate wiz…
The best darn guy who ever lived.
Willy Wonka here he is!

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Ranjhan, Ali Shahid

This most beautiful track comes courtesy of mE. It’s Punjabi but I liked it even though I didn’t understand any of it…and then mE was kind enough to translate it for me…absolutely love it. Thanks again!!!!!

Ranjhan Ranjhan Kookti main Apay Ranjhan Hoi —— Ranjhan Ranjhan Kehtay kehtay main khud hi ranjhan ho gai
Ranjhan Ranjhan Kookti main Apay Ranjhan Hoi —— Ranjhan Ranjhan Kehtay kehtay main khud hi ranjhan ho gai
Ranjhan Ranjhan main nu sub koi akho —— Ranjhan Ranjhan hi pukaro mujh ko
Ranjhan Ranjhan main nu sub koi akho —— Ranjhan Ranjhan hi pukaro mujh ko
Heer na Akho koi —— heer na pukaro koi

Andar tu hai bahir tu hai —— Andar bahar tu hi tu hai
room room vich tu —— Zarrey Zarrey main tu hai
tu ai tana tu ai bana —— Tana Bana , the horizontal and vertical lines in weaving the cloth . Tu hai tana tu hai bana , as in your everything in cloth of life
sub kuch mera tu —— Sub kuch mera tu

kahaey hussain faqeer nay mana —— Kehtay hain keh Hussain Faqeeer nai bhi iss baat ko mana hai
main naheen sub tu —— Keh main kuch naheen , sub to hai — as in giving refrence to Ishq-e-haqiqi , keh main kuch nahene sub to hai

Ranjhan Ranjhan Kookti main Apay Ranjhan Hoi —— Ranjhan Ranjhan Kehtay kehtay main khud hi ranjhan ho gai
Ranjhan Ranjhan Kookti main Apay Ranjhan Hoi —— Ranjhan Ranjhan Kehtay kehtay main khud hi ranjhan ho gai

Jangal bailay phira todhaindi —— Jangul aur zamanay main dhoondti phirti hoon
Jangal bailay phira todhaindi —— Jangul aur zamanay main dhoondti phirti hoon
Ranjhan meri mang hai —— Ranjhan meri chahat hai ( Mung cna be translated in many forms , it can also be used for “need ” )

Jangal bailay phira todhaindi —— Jangul aur zamanay main dhoondti phirti hoon
Ranjhan meri mang hai —— Ranjhan meri chahat hai

Mahiya na mera dhool na aya —— Mahiya Mera mahiya naheen aya
heer kokay wich jhangay —— Heer jumps somewhere , i dont get this line

Ranjhan Ranjhan Kookti main Apay Ranjhan Hoi —— Ranjhan Ranjhan Kehtay kehtay main khud hi ranjhan ho gai
Ranjhan Ranjhan Kookti main Apay Ranjhan Hoi —— Ranjhan Ranjhan Kehtay kehtay main khud hi ranjhan ho gai
Ranjhan Ranjhan main nu sub koi akho —— Ranjhan Ranjhan hi pukaro mujh ko
Ranjhan Ranjhan main nu sub koi akho —— Ranjhan Ranjhan hi pukaro mujh ko
Heer na Akho koi —— heer na pukaro koi

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Home – Chris Daughtry

I’m staring out into the night,
Trying to hide the pain.
I’m going to the place where love
And feeling good don’t ever cost a thing.
And the pain you feel’s a different kind of pain.

Well I’m going home,
Back to the place where I belong,
And where your love has always been enough for me.
I’m not running from.
No, I think you got me all wrong.
I don’t regret this life I chose for me.
But these places and these faces are getting old,
So I’m going home.
Well I’m going home.

The miles are getting longer, it seems,
The closer I get to you.
I’ve not always been the best man or friend for you.
But your love remains true.
And I don’t know why.
You always seem to give me another try.

So I’m going home,
Back to the place where I belong,
And where your love has always been enough for me.
I’m not running from.
No, I think you got me all wrong.
I don’t regret this life I chose for me.
But these places and these faces are getting old.

Be careful what you wish for,
‘Cause you just might get it all.
You just might get it all,
And then some you don’t want.
Be careful what you wish for,
‘Cause you just might get it all.
You just might get it all, yeah.

Oh, well I’m going home,
Back to the place where I belong,
And where your love has always been enough for me.
I’m not running from.
No, I think you got me all wrong.
I don’t regret this life I chose for me.
But these places and these faces are getting old.
I said these places and these faces are getting old,
So I’m going home.
I’m going home.

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Aankhon Se Tu Dur Hain – Tera Mera Pyar

aankhon se tu dur hain dhadkano ke pass hain
teri har yaadein sanam kehte hain khake ham kasam
bankar labo pe pyas hain
aankhon se tu dur hain dhadkano ke pass hain
aankhon se tu dur hain dhadkano ke pass hain
teri har yaadein sanam kehte hain khake ham kasam
bankar labo pe pyas hain

khushbu teri saanso mein hain chehra tera aankhon mein hain
tu labz banke jaane man har pal meri baaton main hain
mere dil main aaj bhi jaanejaana tere liye
kehte hain khake ham kasam
teri jagah kutch khaas hain
aankhon se tu dur hain dhadkano ke pass hain

tu ho gayi hamse juda kehne ki bas yeh baat hain
aankhon mein banke ashk tu har pal hamare saath hain
tere bin yeh zindagi lagti hain kar mera yakeen
kehte hain khake ham kasam
jaise koi banwaas hain
aankhon se tu dur hain dhadkano ke pass hain

jo kal tumhare saath mein gujre kya phir woh aayenge
gulshan mein khilke phool phir masti mein kya lehraayenge
baat yeh mumkin nahi phir bhi na jaane dil main kyon
kehte hain khake ham kasam
har pal bana kutch khaas hain
aankhon se tu dur hain dhadkano ke pass hain
teri har yaadein sanam kehte hain khake ham kasam
bankar labo pe pyas hain
aankhon se tu dur hain dhadkano ke pass hain
aankhon se tu dur hain dhadkano ke pass hain
teri har yaadein sanam kehte hain khake ham kasam
bankar labo pe pyas hain
aankhon se tu dur hain dhadkano ke pass hain

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Bavra Mann – Hazaaron Khwaahishen Aisi

Bavra Mann Dekhne Chala Ek Sapna
Bavra Mann Dekhne Chala Ek Sapna

Bavre Se Mann Ki Dekho Bavri Hain Baatein
Bavre Se Mann Ki Dekho Bavri Hain Baatein
Bavri Se Dhadkaane Hain, Bavri Hain Saansen
Bavri Si Karwaton Se, Nindiya Door Bhaage
Bavre Se Nain Chaahe, Bavre Jharokhon Se, Bavre Nazaron Ko Takna

Bavra Mann Dekhne Chala Ek Sapna

Bavre Se Is Jahan Main Bavra Ek Saath Ho
Is Sayani Bheed Main Bas Haathon Mein Tera Haath Ho
Bavri Si Dhun Ho Koi, Bavra Ek Raag Ho
O Bavri Si Dhun Ho Koi, Bavra Ek Raag Ho
Bavre Se Pair Chahen, Baavron Tarano Ke, Bavre Se Bol Pe Thirakna
Bavra Mann, Dekhne Chala Ek Sapna

Bavra Sa Ho Andhera, Bavri Khamoshiyan
Bavra Sa Ho Andhera, Bavri Khamoshiyan
Thartharati Lou Ho Maddham, Bavri Madhoshiyan
Bavra Ek Ghooghta Chahe, Haule Haule Bin Bataye
Bavra Ek Ghooghta Chahe, Haule Haule Bin Bataye, Bavre Se Mukhde Se Sarakana

Bavra Mann, Dekhne Chala Ek Sapna
Bavra Mann, Dekhne Chala Ek Sapna
Bavra Mann, Dekhne Chala Ek Sapna
Bavra Mann, Dekhne Chala Ek Sapna

DOWNLOADS:
Bavra Mann – Swanand Kirkire *Male Version* – Full Track
Bavra Mann – Shubha Mudgal *Female Version* – Short
Bavra Mann – Pritish Nandy & Shubha Mudgal *Duet* – Short

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