Khooni Billi

Kitties

KHABAR DAR! HOSHIYAAR!

DON’T BE FOOLED BY THEIR INNOCENT LOOKING FACES!!!!! THESE CATS ARE A PART OF “THE GANG” . TERRORIZING ALL HUMANS THEY MEET THEY HAVE MERCY ON NONE. DON’T FALL THEIR VICIOUS TRAP. IF SIGHTED DON’T ATTEMPT TO GO NEAR THEM OR CAPTURE THEM!!!! KEEP YOUR DISTANCE AND CALL THE NEAREST EVIL-CAT-NAPPERS-AUTHORITY!

*sigh*

We had finally found someone who was to come clean our apartment thrice a week. Only he ran off the second time he came. Because he was afraid of the cats.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!??!?!

He called R (he came while we were at work) and said he can’t do it because the cats were “attacking” him.

See, when we or anyone for that matter comes home Bijli has a habit of stretching on the persons legs. Much like a dog would you know. She stretches, you pat her and off she goes. That’s probably what happened.

But the guy translated it as “Body pe attacking sir!!!”

He actually RAN for his life. I kid you not. When we reached home we found the dusting cloth OUTSIDE our apartment!!! OUTSIDE! Inside, the vacuum was out, there was a bucket in the hall that was toppled over (thank god the jerk didn’t leave water in it!!!)!!!!
HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO AFRAID?!?!??! OF KITTENS?!?!?!?!?!?

I’m sure Garfield didn’t do nothing coz he’s the most quite non intrusive cat EVER. Bijli is also extremely human friendly and so are the kittens.

When we told the woman who recommended him she couldn’t stop laughing and said “Yea, he is quite a sissy. Keeps complaining and whining worse than a woman sometimes!!”

WTF?!

R was in stiches laughing.

I on the other hand and sickly worried because the lady that recommended him is the one who is supposed to come take care of them when we are in India..! What if he scared them off!?!

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7 Comments

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7 responses to “Khooni Billi

  1. HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHAH!

    you can leave the kittens with me. but that bijli woman is creepy. seriously.
    plus my apartment is too small for 5 cats.
    or something something.

  2. OWWWW I wish I were near you somewhere tu I would have loved to keep all of your cats 😦 I simply adore cats It is sooo fun to fight with them when they are the most annoyed. My cat loves to come close to your face and get petted but then something strikes her head and she takes out her hands to have some one on one boxing game 😛

  3. I with the guy on this meow! I’m with him! I do NOT like cats.

    Except you. I love you.

    But cats, NOOOOO. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW. If they come near me, I don’t even scream… I kick them 😦 They gave me asthma and I don’t wanna die.

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