Marketing For Dummies

Direct Marketing:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”

Advertising:
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”

Telemarketing:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”

Public Relations:
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment her hair. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich “Will you marry me?”

Brand Recognition:
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich…”

Customer Feedback:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”. She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

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One response to “Marketing For Dummies

  1. Classy! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

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