A man went to the doctor’s office for a regular check up.
The doctor asked if she had any problems. The man after some hesitation admitted that he had terrible farting problem, but they where silent & didn’t smell. In fact he had farted at least 10 times since he had been in the office, but as they where silent & didn’t smell the doctor wouldn’t have known. The doctor listened to his story and then gave him a prescription for some pills. He told the man to take these for a week and then come back to see him.
A week later the man returned to the doctor’s office and complained “I don’t know what you did but those pills you gave me have got my wind smelling awful, mind you they are still silent but boy do they stink!!!”
The doctor replied, “Good, now that your sinuses are cleared up we will work on improving your hearing!!!!!”