Monthly Archives: May 2007

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Marketing For Dummies

Direct Marketing:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”

Advertising:
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”

Telemarketing:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”

Public Relations:
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment her hair. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich “Will you marry me?”

Brand Recognition:
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich…”

Customer Feedback:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”. She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

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A Doctor’s Visit

A man went to the doctor’s office for a regular check up.

The doctor asked if she had any problems. The man after some hesitation admitted that he had terrible farting problem, but they where silent & didn’t smell. In fact he had farted at least 10 times since he had been in the office, but as they where silent & didn’t smell the doctor wouldn’t have known. The doctor listened to his story and then gave him a prescription for some pills. He told the man to take these for a week and then come back to see him.

A week later the man returned to the doctor’s office and complained “I don’t know what you did but those pills you gave me have got my wind smelling awful, mind you they are still silent but boy do they stink!!!”

The doctor replied, “Good, now that your sinuses are cleared up we will work on improving your hearing!!!!!”

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Time of Your Life – Green Day

Another turning pioint;
A fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist;
directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test;
And don’t ask why.
It’s not a question;
But a lesson learnt in time.

It’s something unpredictable;
But in the end it’s right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

So take the photographs;
And still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf;
In good health and good times.
Tattoos of memories;
And dead skin on trial.
For what it’s worth;
It was worth all the while.

It’s something unpredictable;
But in the end it’s right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

It’s something unpredictable;
But in the end it’s right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

It’s something unpredictable;
But in the end it’s right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

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