How to Make a Woman Happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

Without forgetting to:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

And at the same time
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little or nothing in return
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

It is also very important:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Disclaimer: These points are listed in no particular order. Kindly do not mistake them as a priority list. Importance of each point differs with every woman. Infact, there may be several different orders of one particular woman depending on her mood.



Filed under ladki loge, on the lighter side

2 responses to “How to Make a Woman Happy

  1. Mugen

    An alternative take on understanding the subject:

    We want this… and that!
    We demand a share in that!
    And most of that!
    Some of this… and f**kin all of that!
    Less of that… and more of this..
    And f**kin plenty of this!
    And another thing… We want it now!
    I want it yesterday!
    I want f**kin more tomorrow!
    And the demands will all be changed then..
    So f**kin stay awake!

    Billy Connolly – Live at the Odeon Hammersmith ’91


  2. Woah..
    You’ve left me absolutely speechless *in absolute shock*

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