Top 12 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds

Top 12 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classifiedsections of city newspapers)

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
2. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
3. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’llnever go anywhere again.
4. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully byhand.
5. Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assumegeneral housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growthof family.
6. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, andsmacks included.
7. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
8. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
9. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and largedrawers.
10. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
11. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
12. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

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