Simbly Kerela

1. Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don’t werk hard? Kerala .2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying thelungi.

3. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff

4. Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?To yearn menney

5. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?He zimbly jembd out of the vindow

6. What is a Malayali management graduate called?Yem Bee Yay

7. Why did his wife divorce him?Because he was louwing another woman

8. Who found out that?His andy

9. What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren

10. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?An Oto

11. Who is Malayali’s fyamous yeactor end yaectress?Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga

12. Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in India?Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala

13. Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?They are ready to do yennything for menney

**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

You should atleast send this post to:

10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil.

20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips.

40 Malayalis you will receive appams.

Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month’s supplyof cokknut oil and bennena chips free!!!!

Dhenk U, Come Again 😉

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One response to “Simbly Kerela

  1. barbaric princess

    ahh, good thing you formatted it.
    (=
    Sorry abt copy pasting it like that – was a in a hurry and general lack of patience

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