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Last Request – Paolo Nutini

Slow down, lie down
Remember it’s just you and me
Don’t sell out, bow out
Remember how this used to be
I just want you to know something, is that alright?
Baby let’s get closer, tonight

Grant my last request and just let me hold you,
Don’t shrug yourshoulders
Lay down beside me
Sure I can accept that we’re going nowhere
But one last time let’s go there
Lay down beside me, ohhh

I’ve found that I’m bound to wander down that long way road, ohhh
And I realise all about your lies,
But I’m no wiser than the fool that I was before.
I just want you to know something, is that alright?
Baby let’s get closer, tonight

Grant my last request and just let me hold you,
Don’t shrug yourshoulders
Lay down beside me
Sure I can accept that we’re going nowhere
But one last time let’s go there
Lay down beside me, ohhh

Baby, baby, baby
Tell me how can, how can this be wrong?
Grant my last request and just let me hold you,
Don’t shrug yourshoulders
Lay down beside me
Sure I can accept that we’re going nowhere
But one last time let’s go there
Lay down beside me, ohhh

Lay down beside me
One last time let’s go there,
Lay down beside me.

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A Woman’s Supplication

Lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.

Please no age spots
Please no grey
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you’ve done.

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Smarty Pants?

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead!

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go outtogether and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband.

3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put allof this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in thebarrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when youthrow it away?
The answer is Charcoal.

5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

6. This is an unusual paragraph. I’m curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and thinkabout it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.
The letter “e,” which is the most common letter in the Englishlanguage, does not appear once in the long paragraph.

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What’s The Definition Of The Bravest Man In The World?

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: “You’re next, fatty.”

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache.” Wife replies: “I think you’ll find, that is a sheep.” Man replies: “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep.

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to Sydney. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free.” Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he’s going, he replies, “I’m coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year”.

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce half, a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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Math Is Fun – If You Know How =)


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Simbly Kerela

1. Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don’t werk hard? Kerala .2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying thelungi.

3. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff

4. Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?To yearn menney

5. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?He zimbly jembd out of the vindow

6. What is a Malayali management graduate called?Yem Bee Yay

7. Why did his wife divorce him?Because he was louwing another woman

8. Who found out that?His andy

9. What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren

10. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?An Oto

11. Who is Malayali’s fyamous yeactor end yaectress?Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga

12. Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in India?Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala

13. Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?They are ready to do yennything for menney

**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

You should atleast send this post to:

10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil.

20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips.

40 Malayalis you will receive appams.

Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month’s supplyof cokknut oil and bennena chips free!!!!

Dhenk U, Come Again 😉

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