I’m Telling You Why ;)

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
—> Because they are plugged into a genius.

2. WHY DON’T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
—> They don’t have enough time.

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
—> They don’t stop to ask directions.

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
—> Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
—> So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties.

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
—> You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
—> Don’t know….! It’s never happened…

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
—> Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

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2 Comments

Filed under on the lighter side, the other specie

2 responses to “I’m Telling You Why ;)

  1. angelface

    anjum u dont need to be so sick..i can hardly beleive u did umrah!

  2. jummy bear

    lol

    a) this was before I did umrah
    b) believe it
    c) I haven’t changed THAT much

    keep it locked 😀

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